Anyway, the main hero's 3 old companions get stolen by the Dark Lord during a single night and they get recruited 3 more, and they stumble across the Prince, who drops the lamp in your hands like 'Yo man I wasn't fucking with this'. Does the Great Sage have tiny makeshift pockets and it's slipped out or something, because you can't lose something that fucking big and not be able to find it. Apparently that lamp belongs to the Great Sage and they lost it on their travels, how can you lose a motherfucking lamp it's like the size of your fucking head. The Prince of Neksdor decided to leave home, stumbling across a genie lamp that tricks him into opening it and frees the genie who clearly wanted to do bad, wrecking havoc amongst Neksdor citizens. During the Princess's fight however, a young chap who is the ACTUAL love interest of the princess decides to help you and fails, but eventually the princess's face is returned, and the relationship with the Prince of Neksdor is called off, and they are angy. The two royal family members faces get stolen, you rescue them.
The mayor of Greenhorne Town gives you a letter allowing you to visit Castle Greenhorne, what the fuck is this, Zelda?! 'Here, hero with a sword, go save our princess or something' So you go to Castle Greenhorne to see the King who thinks the whole 'Dark Lord' scenario is bullshit, and the Princess next door is getting forced into a relationship she doesn't want. You rescue Greenhorne town, get two more teammates, meet the Great Sage, yadayada, you get it. YOU LITERALLY BEAT UP LIKE FOUR OF THEM BEFOREHAND WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF TWO!? And the second companion comes in. Who is the Divine one, why did they choose you? Why are they in a piece of family jewellery, how can they bestow powers, and lastly why does the main hero TRUST it?! It just seemingly whips you into the void like 'Hey here's a sword, go nuts' And then later you stumble into two rock moths and the main hero can't do it. You then stumble upon the mother who offers you a magical family relic that bestows the power of jobs, a fighting ability that can help in battle. I feel like Nintendo didn't do a good job with the Dark Lord's lines, but hey, it's a Mii game. They say things like "Weep over your faceless friends" and then two seconds later "Toodles, suckers". The Dark Lord comes and steals some faces, but what really put me off was how cheesy the Dark Lord is. Shouldn't Greenhorne have some kind of safety measure not allowing new people in? Nope, walk right in, Greenhorne is your oyster. They get scared by it and run to a nearby town called Greenhorne. It's a motherfucking moth dude just slap it to death with your sandal ffs. The main hero is travelling from somewhere Unspecified, which bugs me because they could be just some random stranger, and stumble across a rock moth. So, right off the bat you get to choose the main hero and then the story begins. Also a lot of swearing, please be aware :warning:
:warning: SPOILER ALERT! A LOT OF THE STORY IS GIVEN AWAY IN THE UPCOMING PASSAGES, SO PLEASE, IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY PLAYED THE GAME, RUN AWAY FROM THIS POST AS FAR AS YOU CAN.
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